A fierce giant walks through the forest clearing. The anoplosaurs and even the gorgoraptors stay clear off its path. The reptile’s claws are sharp and its head huge, sporting powerful jaw muscles. It bears no teeth, yet its tortoise-like beak is sharp enough to bite a man’s head clean off. Its bony brows have frozen its demeanour into one of permanent anger. Despite its fierce appearance, Acanthroracosaurus jobini is a herbivore, but that does not mean that it is harmless.
On an island inhabited by predators as large as some of the most gruesome dinosaurs from the fossil record, a moving hunk of flesh this large cannot afford to be placid. As if the claws and beak were not already enough of a defensive weapon, the back of the animal is covered in a carapace, arranged in a unique stegomorph pattern, where huge bone plates covered in keratin overlap each other like shingles on a house roof. If a predator such as Basilosuchus were to attack from the top, it would break against the carapace, maybe even get impaled by the double-row of horn-spikes that run down the back. If it were to attack from the side, it might get stabbed by the sharp, pointy tips of the shingles. Many a predator has met their death at trying to crack this tough nut open.
Even with its armour, the saurian does not afford itself leisure. At even the faintest signs of threat it may show aggression, though thankfully rarely without warning. Sometimes it will even walk towards predators it sees in its vicinity to attack them, perhaps thinking that offense is the best defence. This is why even some of the most fearsome predators like Decarnodon, who could theoretically bite through its armour, stay clear off the plated reptile. It is simply not worth the risk of injury.
When not in a fighting mood, Acanthoracosaurus can show other sides of its personality. Most of its day is spent mindlessly eating away at tough vegetation, sometimes even tree stems and bark, which it can bite through like butter. It has no teeth, but its digestion is aided by a rough rasping tongue and gastroliths lining its stomach. It can also often be spotted taking a dive in the island’s many waterways, perhaps to wash itself off the many parasites on its hide, the one enemy even its armour cannot do much against. Its breeding behaviour is somewhat peculiar, in that it actually resembles that of some flightless birds. A male and a female will find each other and mate, the female will lay her eggs in a nest that the male has prepared and then leave. The male is then left to care for the chicks by himself until they are old enough to live alone, though it is difficult to imagine a father more capable than a living fortress.
The origins of Acanthoracosaurus have remained mysterious until recently. While it outwardly resembles the common image of a dinosaur, it bears little actual characteristic traits of one apart from the upright bipedal gait. With its toothless beak, anapsid skull and carapace, some early theories have actually suggested it may be the descendant of some kind of proto-turtle, such as Permian Eunotosaurus. However, the osteoderms are not fused to the ribcage, making this unlikely. Other suggestions have been put forward, such as it being a squamate, archosauriform, pareiasaur or even a cyamodontoid placodont re-adapted to land. The discovery of two vestigial toe bones of digits I and II in the padded foot of the beast have opened up a new and much more likely possibility, which is that Acanthoracosaurus is a giant member of the Eubolosauria, albeit in its own family, Cheloniopsidae. In this regard it is interesting that it is often seen gregariously living with its much smaller relative Pointilisaurus. The small herbivores likely seek the giant out for extra protection, while the beast itself seems to tolerate them, though without a clear benefit from the relationship. Except for the few times when it itself snaps up one of the hapless little critters. While it may be mostly herbivorous, even it will occasionally eat smaller animals as an extra source of protein. That includes humans.